FESTIVE

"it was festive and delicious"

I meant to add to previous list:

6. Riding on THE BACK of a scooter



This sign is not posted on every street in Baltimore, it is just apparently necessary for my block. All my plans have gone out the window.



This is the romantic dinner I recently prepared all by myself, note the Texas Pete standing side by side with the bottle of wine



My friend and I were messing around, and this picture was taken as I was trying to grab my phone out of his hand. This is my combative face. Working on it is now on my 'to do' list. I was told it was "adorable and a tad slutty... so perfect!" -- direct quote from Shane Cinal



And this is Nino, who I am trying to replace Calvin with. We love each other, she's even started coming when I snap my fingers and clawing at my door when it is closed.

Funny How Things Are

There are plenty of things I've done in the past few days that I didn't think I'd ever do (or do again)...

1. Go to a renaissance festival
2. Sneak into a renaissance festival (to elaborate I followed a hippie into the woods, walked on logs across creeks, and laid on the forest floor in wait following army-like hand signals from him to 'get down' 'stay there' 'be quiet' or 'come on' all while dressed in odds and ends of clothes that I found in the backseat of my car)
3. Hang out with more wiggers (wiggas?) than I could possibly handle at one time
4. Drink super cheap red wine (I thought I finished with that shit in 2009)
5. Eat a whole container of hummus in one sitting... damn.

I found this posted on the side of the street over a pedestrian bridge:



Today I should have enjoyed my last day in Baltimore, but instead I packed.